Overwatch, PlayStation 4, & Princess Zelda Are The Biggest Jerk-Offs Of 2019

Update: video added.

The most-viewed site in the whole planet that rhymes with “Gorn Club” has just released its 2019 stats. Because we’re a video game site, it’s our sole responsibility to inseminate information to you regarding the sexiest game franchise.

At the top of the charts is Overwatch, followed by Fortnite, Pokemon, Minecraft, Apex Legends, Resident Evil, and Mortal Kombat. Here is the full list, complete with the infographic that thankfully isn’t sticky.

  1. Overwatch
  2. Fortnite
  3. Pokemon
  4. Minecraft
  5. Apex Legends
  6. Resident Evil
  7. Mortal Kombat
  8. Skyrim
  9. Borderlands
  10. Witcher
  11. Warcraft
  12. Mass Erect Effect
  13. Tomb Raider
  14. Street Fighter
  15. Final Fantasy

Newcomer Apex Legends saw a massive number of boners searches after it was launched in February. It peaks at 357,701 searches on 18th February.

What about the most-used game console for choking the chicken? The PS4 takes top honours here, followed by the Xbox One, the PS Vita, the Nintendo Wii U, and the 3DS.

So the next time you touch someone else’s PS4 or Xbox One controller, you may want to keep this in mind.

As for the most-searched video game character? Well, keep scrolling to find out who is #number 1. Caution: this picture-heavy bit may be cropped creatively, but it’s still considered NSFW-ish.

#10. Brigitte (Overwatch, 1.2 million searches)

#9. Ashe (Overwatch, 1.2 million searches)

#8. Ada Wong (Resident Evil Series, 1.3 million searches)

#7. Mei (Overwatch, 1.8 million searches)

#6. Mercy (Overwatch, 2.9 million searches)

#5. Bowsette (“Nintendo”, 3.3 million searches)

#4. Super Mario (Nintendo, 4.2 million searches)

#3. DVa (Overwatch, 4.4 million searches)

#2. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider, 4.6 million searches)

#1. Zelda (Nintendo, 5.6 million searches)

That’s right: Nintendo’s Princess Zelda is the most-searched result to get your jollies sorted. Full list below.

  1. Zelda
  2. Lara Croft
  3. DVa (Overwatch)
  4. Super Mario
  5. Bowsette
  6. Mercy (Overwatch)
  7. Mei (Overwatch)
  8. Ada Wong (Resident Evil)
  9. Ashe (Overwatch)
  10. Brigitte (Overwatch)
  11. Calamity
  12. Pikachu
  13. Misty
  14. Kitana
  15. Argonian (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)
  16. Wraith (Apex Legends)
  17. Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
  18. Jade (MK)
  19. Nina
  20. Cammy
  21. Brite Bomber
  22. Khajiit
  23. Chun-Li
  24. Sonya Blade
  25. Andromeda (Mass Effect)
  26. Claire Redfield
  27. Maya

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