Overwatch, PlayStation 4, & Princess Zelda Are The Biggest Jerk-Offs Of 2019

Update: video added.

The most-viewed site in the whole planet that rhymes with “Gorn Club” has just released its 2019 stats. Because we’re a video game site, it’s our sole responsibility to inseminate information to you regarding the sexiest game franchise.

At the top of the charts is Overwatch, followed by Fortnite, Pokemon, Minecraft, Apex Legends, Resident Evil, and Mortal Kombat. Here is the full list, complete with the infographic that thankfully isn’t sticky.

1. Overwatch
2. Fortnite
3. Pokemon
4. Minecraft
5. Apex Legends
6. Resident Evil
7. Mortal Kombat
8. Skyrim
9. Borderlands
10. Witcher
11. Warcraft
12. Mass Erect Effect
13. Tomb Raider
14. Street Fighter
15. Final Fantasy

Newcomer Apex Legends saw a massive number of boners searches after it was launched in February. It peaks at 357,701 searches on 18th February.

What about the most-used game console for choking the chicken? The PS4 takes top honours here, followed by the Xbox One, the PS Vita, the Nintendo Wii U, and the 3DS.

So the next time you touch someone else’s PS4 or Xbox One controller, you may want to keep this in mind.

As for the most-searched video game character? Well, keep scrolling to find out who is #number 1. Caution: this picture-heavy bit may be cropped creatively, but it’s still considered NSFW-ish.

#10. Brigitte (Overwatch, 1.2 million searches)

#9. Ashe (Overwatch, 1.2 million searches)

#8. Ada Wong (Resident Evil Series, 1.3 million searches)

#7. Mei (Overwatch, 1.8 million searches)

#6. Mercy (Overwatch, 2.9 million searches)

#5. Bowsette (“Nintendo”, 3.3 million searches)

#4. Super Mario (Nintendo, 4.2 million searches)

#3. DVa (Overwatch, 4.4 million searches)

#2. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider, 4.6 million searches)

#1. Zelda (Nintendo, 5.6 million searches)

That’s right: Nintendo’s Princess Zelda is the most-searched result to get your jollies sorted. Full list below.

1. Zelda
2. Lara Croft
3. DVa (Overwatch)
4. Super Mario
5. Bowsette
6. Mercy (Overwatch)
7. Mei (Overwatch)
8. Ada Wong (Resident Evil)
9. Ashe (Overwatch)
10. Brigitte (Overwatch)
11. Calamity
12. Pikachu
13. Misty
14. Kitana
15. Argonian (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)
16. Wraith (Apex Legends)
17. Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
18. Jade (MK)
19. Nina
20. Cammy
21. Brite Bomber
22. Khajiit
23. Chun-Li
24. Sonya Blade
25. Andromeda (Mass Effect)
26. Claire Redfield
27. Maya