Well, well, well—look who’s come crawling back to the iPhone.

After a five-year legal punch-up that makes most reality TV dramas look tame, Fortnite has officially crash-landed back onto the US iOS App Store. Not because Apple suddenly had a change of heart, mind you—but because a judge pretty much told them, “Let them build, or explain yourself in court.” And if there’s one thing Apple hates more than Fortnite’s V-Bucks, it’s being told what to do.

The courtroom saga between Epic Games and Apple began back in 2020, when Epic tried to sneak around Apple’s infamous 30% toll booth by implementing its own payment system in Fortnite. Apple, clearly unimpressed, booted the game off the App Store faster than you can say Victory Royale. Lawsuits followed, Twitter rants happened, and the internet did what it always does—memed it into oblivion.

Fast forward to this month, and a judge ruled that Apple had been playing a little too dirty, violating a previous order from 2021 that allowed apps to include external payment options. Translation? Apple’s insistence on taking a 27% cut of everything short of your soul didn’t sit well in court.

Epic immediately got to work on bringing Fortnite back, but Apple initially slammed the door shut again—because of course they did—delaying the relaunch even further and causing yet another hiccup for EU players too.

But Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers was having none of it. She essentially told Apple: “Either you put the game back, or you show up in court and explain yourself like a naughty schoolboy who’s been caught cheating on a test.” Spoiler: Apple caved.

So now, Fortnite is back. Not with a whimper, but with V-Bucks, emotes, and—most importantly—external payment systems that push you to buy directly from Epic instead of lining Apple’s gold-plated pockets.

This is absolutely incredible. Everyone go get Fortnite on your Phones and iPads NOW!!! We worked SO hard in those early days of Fortnite to really dial in and refine a great control scheme for mobile devices! https://t.co/fPsjKhUUHZ

— Donald Mustard (@DonaldMustard) May 20, 2025

Even Fortnite’s ex-creative director Donald Mustard weighed in with excitement while Epic boss Tim Sweeney dropped the now-iconic line:

“We back fam.”

we back fam https://t.co/X14bCXoylB

— Tim Sweeney (@TimSweeneyEpic) May 20, 2025

In summary: Fortnite didn’t return because the stars aligned or because Apple and Epic made up—it returned because a judge ordered it like a disappointed mum telling her kids to “play nice or else.” And thus, mobile gamers rejoice, and Tim Sweeney gets to flex on Apple once more.