Let me paint you a picture. You’re a bunny. Not metaphorically—an actual bunny. And after years of soul-crushing work in a land that’s permanently stuck in a Christmas snow globe, you do the unthinkable: you quit. You board a train headed west, and instead of getting eaten by wolves or sued by your landlord, you end up running a quaint little café in a town full of talking animals and absolutely zero tax audits.

That, in essence, is Bunnysip Tale – Casual Cute Cafe. And yes, that is its actual name.

This delightfully unhinged indie sim from Loongcheer Game is now in open beta on the Google Play Store, and it promises you the one thing your real job never will—peace, pastries, and peculiar patrons.

Life After the Grind… Includes More Grinding

You play as Luna Watson, an anthropomorphic bunny who ditches the frosty misery of Eastern Roya in search of warmth, freedom, and presumably, decent Wi-Fi. She sets up shop in Jero City, slaps a sign on the door that reads “Moonlight House,” and starts brewing coffee like she’s one existential crisis away from becoming a lifestyle coach.

But unlike your average mobile game that treats the player like an overworked barista at an understaffed Starbucks, this one gives you time to breathe. You’re not here to save the world. You’re here to make croissants.

Mixology for the Mildly Depressed

The game lets you play mad scientist with your menu. Coffee beans plus milk equals latte. Chuck in some chocolate? Now it’s a drink that screams “I have unresolved emotional trauma but make it frothy.” You’re also baking—cheese-stuffed cream rolls, caramel-drizzled pastries, basically everything your real-world doctor warned you about.

And the best part? No customers yelling your name because you spelled “Jessica” with a G.

Furry Customers, Full Drama

Your clientele includes a Cat Priest, a Bear Security Guard who definitely skipped leg day, and a Fishing Capybara who might be the most emotionally stable character in the game. They don’t just slurp their drinks and leave—some of them stick around, overshare their feelings, and occasionally hand you free stuff for listening, like some weird animal version of therapy with loyalty points.

It’s like Cheers—if the cast were woodland creatures and the alcohol had been replaced with macchiatos.

Go Outside, Touch (Virtual) Grass

When you’re not frothing milk or listening to Capybara complain about fish prices, you can grow crops, go fishing, or dig up earthworms with a click. It’s all very wholesome and relaxing—like farming in Stardew Valley, if everyone spoke in soft tones and didn’t make you marry them by year two.

So yes, Bunnysip Tale lets you live the fantasy of leaving your job, finding inner peace, and making adorable pastries for emotionally complex animals. In other words, it’s everything late-stage capitalism promised but never delivered.