by Mr Toffee in

Start marking your calendars for 29th May, Witcher 3 fans. The steamiest intro in a CRPG since forever will now be immortalized with this Geralt-In-A-Bathtub statue.

Originally an April’s Fool joke, fan demand has made this project possible. You can pre-order this thing of beauty (along with a tiny rubber ducky) on Amazon for US$72. You can thank CD Projekt Red and Dark Horse for making the dream of having this white-haired badass in his most-relaxed state on your table a reality.


The official statues measures at 8 inches long x 3.5 inches tall x 5.5 inches wide. There’s definitely an innuendo tucked in here somewhere, given the hero’s penchant for shacking up with a LOT of fantasy ladies.

On a related note, there’s going to be a Netflix Witcher series starring Henry Cavill as the lead character.

Mr Toffee is a writer, editor, & all-around video game words guy for 9 years, give or take. He also did some story for games like Chain Chronicle and some podcasting on the side. Likes: bacon, Metallica, jogging. Hates: raccoons, oblivion. Twitter: @MrToffee
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