31. Zubat

We all know Zubat. That one twat of a Pokémon you could never escape whenever exploring caves. It’s not like they were strong or anything, but damn were they annoying.

32. Diglett

Once upon a time, I was curious what Diglett looked like underground. I proceeded to Google it.

…

Do yourself a favour … don’t Google it.

And now you’re Googling it, have fun. You were warned.

33. Electrode

Pokémon

Company CEO: Terrorists in a family-friendly kids’ franchise? Never! Huh, what … we have a spherical Pokemon that smirks as it explodes? HOW CAN WE LET THIS HAPPEN?!

34. Exeggcute

I know the Pokemon universe is light on logic but can somebody explain to me how a bunch of eggs become a coconut tree???

35. Octillery

I know the Pokémon universe is light on logic but can somebody explain to me how a fish becomes an octopus??? Yes, I know I repeated the joke but if the Pokémon Company can reuse flawed logic, goddammit, I can recycle jokes too.

36. Smeargle

Smeargle isn’t an artist. Smeargle is an active plagiarist. Smeargle is unoriginal and steals other Pokemon’s moves. Plagiarism isn’t cool. Don’t be a douche; don’t plagiarise.

37. Impidimp

Recently announced as one of the Pokémon to be in the new Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. It’s a Dark and Fairy type, a type combo that everyone has been wanting, but not like this.

Impidimp looks like the thing you see when you experience sleep paralysis, sheer nightmare fuel.

38. Whismur

So, Whismur is a really odd one. Whismur is afraid of loud noises but when it hears loud noises, it starts to cry and making loud noises. Because of its own loud noises, it keeps crying until tires out and falls asleep. What a vicious cycle.

39. Drifblim

Drifblim is a balloon possessed by a spirit, let that sink in first. Drifblim has the strength to lift a person and has been known to steal away small children as it gets blown away in the wind.

40. Skunktank

First of all, it’s a skunk. No one likes skunks. Unlike its pre-evolution, Stunky, its smelly fluids are a product of fermentation from within its body. Skunktank is then able to shoot that out from the tip of its tail. Imagine getting sniped in the face by one of these, urgh.

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