Write what you are looking for and press enter to begin your search!
Live News
The Best David Cage Moments In Video Game History
By Mr Toffee|May 24, 2018|3 Comments
Article originally posted on March 2018.
Detroit: Become Human now has a release date, which David Cage and Quantic Dream announced recently. The question is whether they were any f***s given in the first place.
Update: we gave some f***s. Read our Detroit: Become Human review here.
In all seriousness, David Cage and Quantic Dream have entertained us to no end. Whether he’s the guy who tried to sell to us that polygons are emotions, or the guy who knew Ellen Page just because she starred in her game (and then got mad because there was a nude model of her in the game’s code), Cage is an international treasure.
Much like Peter Molyneux, Hideki Kamiya (who recently blocked me on his Twitter feed for praising his series), and Suda 51, Cage is a video game auteur we need in our gaming lives so that we can revel in his madness.
To celebrate Detroit: Become Human’s release date announcement, we look back at the best moments of David Cage and Quantic Dreams’ cinematic tour de forces – is that even a word? Keep in mind that “best” here doesn’t necessarily mean “Oscar-worthy performances”; it just means the ones we remember dear to our hearts whether they were intentionally comical or not.
Okay fine, they were all comical and did not age well, but it’s entertaining and makes for great YouTube timesinks if nothing else.
Softcore teasing, action scenes you can never fully control, some message about humanity and the future somewhere, and supernatural bulls***: sometimes these punchlines just write themselves. To be fair, this David Cage production is a lot more “video game”-like than the rest of the games on this list.
When you bill your game as a “paranormal thriller”, this is the last thing we expect.
Probably the only reason why Lucas learned how to play the guitar. Just like us back in high school. Keeping it honest, eh Cage?
(via IGN)
Context: Jodie was invited to a party; people were acting like jerks to her. She ends up locked in a closet. Her ghost buddy Aidan helps her out. She asks him to wreak havoc. Not sure how Brian de Palma feels about this though.
Madison and Ethan would never hook up given their character traits, flaws, and even their current situation. But then Heavy Rain gives you an option to see them make out and get at it.
Well, if you wanted to see more Madison 3D polygonal boobage, I won’t judge. Those are some damn fine silicones, I must say…
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone!
Who could forget this timeless David Cage classic? This is the infamous bit where Ethan goes looking for his son Jason in a mall that has a ton of red balloons randomly placed as red herrings -symbolism!
Normally in film, this would be a very tragic scene with a lot of gravitas and tension if you have the right actor to pull it off. But in a video game setting where the player can spam X to yell out their imaginary son’s name? And each yell sounds even more out-of-place and is obviously ADR filler? And with your main character’s face taking a downhill turn into the uncanny valley? It’s pure comedy gold.
Cheers, David Cage. We need more auteurs like you so that the video game world can be a lot more colourful and unique. Granted, this may not be the serious emotion-filled vision you wanted, but them’s the breaks, eh?
If you want a list of David Cage tropes to quote at parties, scroll down below. This is all courtesy of Super Best Friends Play.
By Alleef Ashaari|May 24, 2021
Ubisoft has announced the second season of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Year 6: North Star and its new indigenous Operator, Thunderbird, comi...
By Alleef Ashaari|March 18, 2020
Capcom's Monster Hunter World reached a new milestone earlier this year, with over 15 million units sold as of January 2020. The company also recently...
By Team KKP|May 8, 2018
Since hero 27, Brigette Lindholm was made available for Competitive Mode on Overwatch, the scene is rife with folks calling for her nerf and decla...
By Lewis "lickety" Larcombe|September 18, 2024
By Alisha Alix|August 20, 2024
By Mr Toffee|August 7, 2024
By Alleef Ashaari|July 17, 2024
By Mr Toffee|July 14, 2024
By Team KKP|July 1, 2023
By Alleef Ashaari|August 2, 2021
By Alleef Ashaari|February 9, 2022
By Lewis "lickety" Larcombe|September 18, 2024
By Alisha Alix|August 20, 2024
By Mr Toffee|August 7, 2024
By Alleef Ashaari|July 17, 2024
By Mr Toffee|July 14, 2024
By Team KKP|July 1, 2023
By Mr Toffee|October 4, 2024
By Lewis "lickety" Larcombe|September 18, 2024
By Alisha Alix|August 20, 2024
By Mr Toffee|August 7, 2024
By Alleef Ashaari|July 17, 2024
By Mr Toffee|July 14, 2024
By Team KKP|July 1, 2023
Copyright @ Kakuchopurei 2024
In Detroit: Become Human, The Real Antagonist Is David Cage – KAKUCHOPUREI.COM
May 24, 2018 at 8:01 pm
[…] is basically the David Cage experience. Surprisingly, it’s for the better since the game director and his Quantic Dream crew […]
Detroit: Become Human – All The Endings, Best Scenes, & Trophies List – KAKUCHOPUREI.COM
May 30, 2018 at 11:01 am
[…] So we played Detroit: Become Human. It’s a decent interactive experience, though it’s still not much of a game. But that’s pretty much the way “auteur” David Cage works. […]
Quantic Dream PS4 Exclusives Coming Soon To PC Via Epic Store – KAKUCHOPUREI.COM
March 21, 2019 at 11:41 am
[…] least agree that they’re entertaining, especially some of the unintentionally funny moments. Head on over here to discover more of the best David Cage moments in video game history and be reminded of his […]