Write what you are looking for and press enter to begin your search!

Logo
live-news-icon

Live News

Honkai Star Rail to Unveil New Endgame Mode Later this Year: In an intense match, the Lone Wolves came out victorious. Read all about the big night here // 2XKO League of Legends Fighter Illaoi Gets Full-Fledged Gameplay Trailer: In an intense match, the Lone Wolves came out victorious. Read all about the big night here // Zenless Zone Zero Global Pre-Registrations Now Open: In an intense match, the Lone Wolves came out victorious. Read all about the big night here
post-16 post-13

Here’s Our First Horrifying Look At Sonic The Hedgehog In Live Action

As foretold in the end times, a blue hedgehog movie will appear in the end of the year to corrupt the already-degenerating youth of 2019. That movie is called Sonic The Hedgehog, and its very first trailer debuts today.

The film stars James Marsden as a cop named Tom Wachowski who teams up with Sonic, voiced by Ben Schwartz. The main bad guy is Dr. Robotnik, played by Jim Carrey. Its tagline? “Every hero has a genesis,” an obvious play on words involving Sega’s console. It showcases Sonic with powers ala Quicksilver from X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Also, his rings can teleport people and he’s apparently from space.

Already this film has garnered an equal amount of likes and dislikes on its YouTube page at this point in writing. Frankly, I’m not surprised.

dislikes

Here are our favourite comments on YouTube. We’ll add more as time goes by since this trailer is pretty fresh.

Sonic_comments01.png

Sonic_comments02.png

Sonic_comments03.png

Even “Weird” Al Yankovic is in on the bashing.

It’s a kid’s film based on an iconic video game license, so it’s got to pander to a particular crowd of new Sonic fans. Though to be fair:

  1. Why not make this animated or CGI and set in the already-rich Sonic lore created in comics and in the video game?
  2. Will he make out with a human girl like in Sonic ’06? Because that will traumatize a lot of people.
  3. What the hell is up with that dated Coolio trailer music? It fits just as well as Jim Carrey as a mad scientist in a film about a speedster hedgehog.

Sonic The Hedgehog will be out later this November. Bless you, SEGA and retro-gaming fans.

Related News

post-07
VTuber Site Hololive Signs Licensing Agreement With Capcom

Looks like we may be getting VTubers of the Street Fighter variety later this year. Cover, the company that owns VTuber-making production house Hol...

post-07
The Last Guardian VR Demo Now Available for Download

Sony PlayStation (Singapore) today revealed that 'The Last Guardian VR DEMO' is now available for free on PlayStation Store. First shown at the recent...

post-07
The Final Episode for Assassin's Creed: Origins' Epic DLC Is Now Available

Bloodline, Ubisoft's latest announcement, is the final episode of the first post-launch story arc of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey Legacy of the Fir...

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Comment(2)

  1. We’re Getting A Saint’s Row Movie Directed By The Straight Outta Compton Guy – KAKUCHOPUREI.COM

    May 2, 2019 at 8:00 am

    […] being assaulted by films starring blue hedgehogs with human teeth, we need more good news in the video game movie adaptation department. Fortunately, there’s […]

  2. 7 Songs That Should Replace “Gangsta’s Paradise” In That Sonic Live-Action Trailer – KAKUCHOPUREI.COM

    May 7, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    […] Or Weird Al Yankovic’s “Amish Paradise if you want to be candid about it. I half-expected Sonic to bust a cap on James Marsden halfway through. Or Shadow the Hedgehog to make an appearance. […]

Tournament Tool Kit

Kakuchopurei Community